What's Mallard raving about today?
Dogs, Voter Registration.
I know Mallard is in love with this story, because it reaffirms his belief that hordes of the Great Unwashed are registering to vote for the Other Guys. (Heaven defend us! Next they'll be extending Suffrage to Women!)
But given that it takes a full paragraph to re-state the back story every single god damned day, he should have reconsidered going down this path.