What's Mallard raving about today?
Mitt Romney
June 17, 2012: Mallard Fillmore endorses Mitt Romney.
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Monday, June 18, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
That damned Answer
What's Mallard raving about today?
Fathers
Leave it to Mallard to make a political point out of Father's Day. Also, leave it to Mallard to cite a government child welfare site when criticizing the government.
But, beyond all that...what is your suggestion when the child does not have a Dad who loves and cares for him/her, Mallard?
According to Republican doctrine, exemplified by Representative Ryan's budget plan, your plan appears to be: fuck them and cut all funding to help them so billionaires can keep more of their money.
But, perhaps I am missing a nuance somewhere.
Fathers
Leave it to Mallard to make a political point out of Father's Day. Also, leave it to Mallard to cite a government child welfare site when criticizing the government.
But, beyond all that...what is your suggestion when the child does not have a Dad who loves and cares for him/her, Mallard?
According to Republican doctrine, exemplified by Representative Ryan's budget plan, your plan appears to be: fuck them and cut all funding to help them so billionaires can keep more of their money.
But, perhaps I am missing a nuance somewhere.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
That damned Pat on the Head
What's Mallard raving about today?
Only Mallard knows
And, so, on June 16, 2012, Mallard Fillmore officially crossed the line from whatever he was previously into a comic equivalent of that schizophrenic drunk guy on the corner with sign so full of conspiracy theories that you can't possibly read it as you walks past him.
Congratulations.
Only Mallard knows
And, so, on June 16, 2012, Mallard Fillmore officially crossed the line from whatever he was previously into a comic equivalent of that schizophrenic drunk guy on the corner with sign so full of conspiracy theories that you can't possibly read it as you walks past him.
Congratulations.
Friday, June 15, 2012
That damned Rumor
What's Mallard raving about today?
Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden
In 2008, the rift between Candidate Obama and Hillary Clinton was going to doom his Presidential bid, according to concern-troll Mallard.
In 2012, the rift is between Secretary of State Clinton and Vice President Biden.
Plus, Vice President Biden is a font of slurs and obscenities. There are after all, upwards of 2 specific examples Mallard can point to in the last 6 years.
In a nutshell, this is the level of rational thought of which Mallard Fillmore is capable.
Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden
In 2008, the rift between Candidate Obama and Hillary Clinton was going to doom his Presidential bid, according to concern-troll Mallard.
In 2012, the rift is between Secretary of State Clinton and Vice President Biden.
Plus, Vice President Biden is a font of slurs and obscenities. There are after all, upwards of 2 specific examples Mallard can point to in the last 6 years.
In a nutshell, this is the level of rational thought of which Mallard Fillmore is capable.
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
That damned Poll
What's Mallard raving about today?
Supreme Court, Americans
Over 80% of Republicans in Alabama and Mississippi believe President Obama is not a Christian. And over 60% don't believe in Evolution.
So what is your point?
Supreme Court, Americans
Over 80% of Republicans in Alabama and Mississippi believe President Obama is not a Christian. And over 60% don't believe in Evolution.
So what is your point?
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
That damned Name Change
What's Mallard raving about today?
Names
Day 2 of Mallard's "Making Fun of People's Names" series. If this lasts into Day 3, I may have to stop posting.
Names
Day 2 of Mallard's "Making Fun of People's Names" series. If this lasts into Day 3, I may have to stop posting.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Those damned Names
What's Mallard raving about today?
Baby Names
45 words, just to make fun of someone's unusual name. Bravo. Haven't been exposed to something that witty since the 2nd grade. Your parents must be so proud.
Baby Names
45 words, just to make fun of someone's unusual name. Bravo. Haven't been exposed to something that witty since the 2nd grade. Your parents must be so proud.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
That damned Little Stuff
What's Mallard raving about today?
Voter ID Laws
I mean, it's not like, historically, Voter ID Laws have ever been used to keep anyone from legitimately voting, right?
Plus, there's mountains of evidence showing massive voter fraud, right?
Voter ID Laws
I mean, it's not like, historically, Voter ID Laws have ever been used to keep anyone from legitimately voting, right?
Plus, there's mountains of evidence showing massive voter fraud, right?
Saturday, June 09, 2012
That damned Heart
What's Mallard raving about today?
Graduates, Jobs, Education
I am really bored, right about 3 days ago.
Graduates, Jobs, Education
I am really bored, right about 3 days ago.
Friday, June 08, 2012
That damned Future
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Future, Young People
Ha! Ha! It's funny because today's youth are fucked.
The Future, Young People
Ha! Ha! It's funny because today's youth are fucked.
Thursday, June 07, 2012
That damned Job
What's Mallard raving about today?
Jobs, Education
Was it really necessary to add "Drive-Thru"? Wouldn't "McDonald's" suffice?
Jobs, Education
Was it really necessary to add "Drive-Thru"? Wouldn't "McDonald's" suffice?
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
That damned Wake-Up Call
What's Mallard raving about today?
Students, American Idol, Supreme Court
After Citizens United, I support that idea. The Supreme Court could hardly become a worse, more partisan institution.
Students, American Idol, Supreme Court
After Citizens United, I support that idea. The Supreme Court could hardly become a worse, more partisan institution.
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
That damned Darwinism
What's Mallard raving about today?
Social Darwinism
At a time when only 40% of Republicans think we should help people who can't help themselves, it's simply accurate labeling to call their policies Social Darwinism.
Social Darwinism
At a time when only 40% of Republicans think we should help people who can't help themselves, it's simply accurate labeling to call their policies Social Darwinism.
Monday, June 04, 2012
Those damned Kids
What's Mallard raving about today?
High School Kids
With no hint of irony at all, Mallard Fillmore is decrying "these kids today."
Based on this evidence, Mallard has no right decrying inefficiency in Government as it appears he works for the least efficient business in human history, one which tolerates levels of under-performance which are unthinkable.
High School Kids
With no hint of irony at all, Mallard Fillmore is decrying "these kids today."
Based on this evidence, Mallard has no right decrying inefficiency in Government as it appears he works for the least efficient business in human history, one which tolerates levels of under-performance which are unthinkable.
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