What's Mallard raving about today?
Earmarks.
Earmarks is the outrage du jour.
Anyone want to bet how often Mallard rages about it during the two upcoming years during which Republicans control the House?
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
That damned Blame
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama.
Considering that Republicans blamed President Obama for TARP, a Bush Administration program, this is deeply ironic.
President Obama.
Considering that Republicans blamed President Obama for TARP, a Bush Administration program, this is deeply ironic.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
That damned Insult
What's Mallard raving about today?
Television
Which is why Mallard makes sure he's plopped in front of the TV watching it the first time it is broadcast.
Television
Which is why Mallard makes sure he's plopped in front of the TV watching it the first time it is broadcast.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
That damned Similarity
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Media.
Of all the standardized Right Wing lies, I confess none frustrates me more than this one.
If this was ever true, it has not been true during my lifetime. Conservative viewpoints vastly outnumber Liberal viewpoints on TV. Republicans outnumber Democrats. The Liberals are usually either apologists or to the Right of Ronald Reagan. There is an entire network devoted to pushing Right Wing Propaganda packaged as "News."
And yet, Mallard still feels victimized.
If it were not so nefarious and detrimental to America, I would wonder at the chutzpah.
The Media.
Of all the standardized Right Wing lies, I confess none frustrates me more than this one.
If this was ever true, it has not been true during my lifetime. Conservative viewpoints vastly outnumber Liberal viewpoints on TV. Republicans outnumber Democrats. The Liberals are usually either apologists or to the Right of Ronald Reagan. There is an entire network devoted to pushing Right Wing Propaganda packaged as "News."
And yet, Mallard still feels victimized.
If it were not so nefarious and detrimental to America, I would wonder at the chutzpah.
Friday, November 26, 2010
That damned View
What's Mallard raving about today?
Television.
One day apologizing to Veterans and back to bitching about Daytime TV for the 4th day out of 5.
Nice ratio, Patriot Mallard.
Television.
One day apologizing to Veterans and back to bitching about Daytime TV for the 4th day out of 5.
Nice ratio, Patriot Mallard.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
That damned Thanks
What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?
Veteran's Day, Thanksgiving.
Mallard Fillmore was so wrapped up in his fake pity party that he forgot Veteran's Day, and so he begs our forgiveness many days later.
Not granted, ass hat.
Veteran's Day, Thanksgiving.
Mallard Fillmore was so wrapped up in his fake pity party that he forgot Veteran's Day, and so he begs our forgiveness many days later.
Not granted, ass hat.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
That damned Problem
What's Mallard raving about today?
Television.
Our biggest problem is lazy lackwit waterfowl who watch daytime TV instead of looking for a job.
Television.
Our biggest problem is lazy lackwit waterfowl who watch daytime TV instead of looking for a job.
Monday, November 22, 2010
That damned Isolation
What's Mallard raving about today?
Himself.
Mallard's morality play has now veered from complaining about people victimizing him to complaining about daytime TV.
Anyone surprised?
Didn't think so.
Himself.
Mallard's morality play has now veered from complaining about people victimizing him to complaining about daytime TV.
Anyone surprised?
Didn't think so.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
That damned Slur
What's Mallard raving about today?
Wolf Blitzer, Himself.
So, Wolf Blitzer equates Mallard calling him stupid with slurring the "Stupid Community"?
It's like Mallard doesn't even spend a second thinking about whether what he's writing makes any damn sense. Very much like that in fact.
Wolf Blitzer, Himself.
So, Wolf Blitzer equates Mallard calling him stupid with slurring the "Stupid Community"?
It's like Mallard doesn't even spend a second thinking about whether what he's writing makes any damn sense. Very much like that in fact.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Those damned Sides
What's Mallard raving about today?
NPR, Juan Williams.
Mallard Fillmore just stated that unthinking fear of people who look like Muslims is a valid "Side" in some sort of national debate.
But racism is dead. I know because Mallard said so.
NPR, Juan Williams.
Mallard Fillmore just stated that unthinking fear of people who look like Muslims is a valid "Side" in some sort of national debate.
But racism is dead. I know because Mallard said so.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Those damned Places
What's Mallard raving about today?
Himself, Patriots.
To re-cap: Mallard: Patriot. People in some places: Patriots. The rest of you: Not Patriots.
What that has to do with Lactose Intolerance is anyone's guess, but I suspect Mallard long since forgot how this little pity party started.
Himself, Patriots.
To re-cap: Mallard: Patriot. People in some places: Patriots. The rest of you: Not Patriots.
What that has to do with Lactose Intolerance is anyone's guess, but I suspect Mallard long since forgot how this little pity party started.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Those damned Facists
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Media, Himself.
In Mallard's fantasy world, the Right Wing Elite care to hear what he has to say.
In the real world, Mallard is an empty-headed echo chamber on which the rely, but about which they could not care.
Also, fascists use big words?
The Media, Himself.
In Mallard's fantasy world, the Right Wing Elite care to hear what he has to say.
In the real world, Mallard is an empty-headed echo chamber on which the rely, but about which they could not care.
Also, fascists use big words?
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
That damned Perspective
What's Mallard raving about today?
Groupthink, The Media, Mallard Fillmore.
So the facts don't get lost in all of Mallard's nonsense, NPR fired Juan Williams because one of the faces of their network publicly stated that he has a blanket fear of people who, in his mind, look Muslim. They felt this statement damaged their credibility as a news organization.
The refuge where such a sentiment does not damage credibility (Fox) promptly hired Juan Williams.
Mallard's sellf-aggrandzing persecution complex aside, there's really not much to attack here. This is all manufactured outrage about the fact that the majority of people have reactions of outrage to overt statements of prejudice.
Mallard's beef isn't with NPR. It's with everyone who moved on from the fear-filled days immediately after 9-11 and decided not to capitulate to Terrorists with pants-wetting regularity.
Groupthink, The Media, Mallard Fillmore.
So the facts don't get lost in all of Mallard's nonsense, NPR fired Juan Williams because one of the faces of their network publicly stated that he has a blanket fear of people who, in his mind, look Muslim. They felt this statement damaged their credibility as a news organization.
The refuge where such a sentiment does not damage credibility (Fox) promptly hired Juan Williams.
Mallard's sellf-aggrandzing persecution complex aside, there's really not much to attack here. This is all manufactured outrage about the fact that the majority of people have reactions of outrage to overt statements of prejudice.
Mallard's beef isn't with NPR. It's with everyone who moved on from the fear-filled days immediately after 9-11 and decided not to capitulate to Terrorists with pants-wetting regularity.
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