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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

That damed Oprah

What's Mallard raving about today?

Oprah Winfrey.

Say what you want, that bloc of voters is, at minimum, bigger than the "I'm-voting-for-Huckabee-because-I'm-scared-Chuck-Norris-will-kick-my-ass" vote.

It may even represent a plurality.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

is mallard some sort of unfunny carnac?

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Leaving all his Jesusey aspirations behind, Tinny returns to his nigh-nonsensical snark with the most astonishingly awful caricature of Obama I've yet seen.

...Wait, there's people who have heard of Oprah, but not Hillary? I doubt that. (And frankly, if they haven't heard of Obama or Edwards or the other candidates, the GOP smear machine hasn't been doing its "job.")

So, Tinny--which GOP Goober do you recommend? I can't wait to see which one of those creeps gets your sure-fire kiss of death...

ovnbl said...

I was kind of hoping he'd do "Out on a Limb" again this year, because it was a lot of fun twelve months ago to imagine the branch snapping.

12xuser said...

Yeah, who gets the "God's the only person in this campaign I've ever heard of" vote? Or the "Pat Robertson's the only person in this campaign I've ever heard of" vote? Or the "9-11's the only person in this campaign I've ever heard of" vote?