What's Mallard raving about today?
Carrie Prejean, Vanessa Williams, Rutgers.
Carrie Prejean became a cause célèbre for wing nuts with a persecution complex.
Vanessa Williams resigned her crown when nude photos of herself were revealed.
Rutger's Women's basketball team were slandered by a loud-mouthed bigot.
Mallard seeks for a larger truth, a Profound Principle, in the connection between these three things in his mind.
I believe he is correct insofar as the Profound Principle this illustrates is: Mallard Fillmore is an idiot.
I am happy to call this The Mallard Principle.