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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

That damned Winner

What's Mallard raving about today?

Miss USA.

Proving what, exactly?

17 comments:

Marion Delgado said...

Yes. She beat the other bitch in both the swimsuit and evening gown competition; the dumb-ass "question" thing was moot. Also, she was the Southerner, and the bimbo whose ass she kicked was from California, making the "godless judges persecuting the Christer" story that much dumber.

The only way I would have rooted for Miss California was if she'd cock-punched Perez Hilton.

Michael said...

Why are you looking so smug, Mallard? You're the only one still talking about it.

Factinista said...

He's proud of himself for keeping the subject alive.

exanonymous said...

Quick! What's Ms. Dalton's political affiliation? She is from North Carolina, there's a chance she is conservative.

Beating a dead horse is fun and all, but not as much fun as smirking and potentially throwing someone under a bus. Someone who DIDN'T pose semi-nude and get breast implants, those other things Ms. Prejean is known for?

Hibryd said...

Quick, Mallard! Name the winner of the Miss America contest!

What's that? Can't do it?

That's because pageants aren't newsworthy, pageant winners aren't newsworthy, and the only reason you can even remember what happened with Miss California (USA) is because YOUR side wouldn't shut up about imagined religious persecution.

And I second the call for a Perez Hilton cockpunch. What an attention whore.

rewinn said...

On the plus side, we see an interesting way to deal with the time gap between the latest fake outrage and the actual printing of the "comic". I can't wait for the mid-June strip asking if anyone remembers what Obama did before he went to play golf on Memorial Day (hint: he laid a wreathe in Arlington Cemetery.)

On the minus side, Tinkley is assuming that his readers have as bad a memory as he does. The "joke" just doesn't work unless yer dumb.

I do like the action element that comes from the 3 differently sized duck heads, blended together in a panel that basically works. And I would like to think that today's work represents a moment of compassion for Miss North Carolina, who is a winner and not, like Miss California, a whiner. But I believe in the possibility of redemption, which leads me to make bad calls sometime.

Jazzbumpa said...

I never did know anything about the miss USA winner, buy I will hazard a wild ass guess -- her boobs are REAL!

Anonymous said...

Ducky;
Nobody cared back then. Even fewer care now.

Anonymous said...

Marion Delgado said..."Yes. She beat the other bitch in both the swimsuit and evening gown competition." "Also, she was the Southerner, and the bimbo whose ass she kicked was from California.

Question: What is your problem with Ms. California? Aside from the answer she gave to the faggots question? The nerve of her answering the question honestly instead of being politically correct.

Just a guess, the California Supreme Courts ruling against gay marriage got your panties in a twist?

CW in LA said...

Looks like somebody ought to be exceptionally grateful that the rights of bigots aren't being subjected to a popular vote. I don't believe Anonytroll would like how that turned out at all.

MartyRotten said...

A more relevant question would be, does anyone CARE who won the Miss USA contest? Or does anyone, at this point, STILL care about the whole sorry spectacle?

Didn't think so.

GeoX said...

Let's see where Troll Logic leads us, shall we?

1.Only homosexuals care about beauty pageants.

2. Anonytroll obviously cares DEEPLY about this here beauty pageant--otherwise he wouldn't be here spewing homophobic gibberish at us.

3. Not, of course, that there's anything wrong with that, but I kinda don't think that's how Trollypie sees it.

4. Quod Erat Dumbasstrandum.

Anonymous said...

i'll have you know i'm well educated, i just don't understand why people keep saying my parents look alike.

Scanman said...

Mallard, Quick! Are you aware that Miss USA and Miss America are two different contests?

Scanman said...

You know that some of the most homophobic individuals are homosexual themselves. J. Edgar Hoover, Roy Cohn.

Anonymous said...

Yes. She's not a fucking cunt.

Beef Wellington said...

In other news Mallard fillmore continues to be unfunny and terrible, More on this as it doesn't develop.