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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Those damned Things

What's Mallard raving about today?

Athletes, Math.

Someone this bad at basic mathematics should not be casting stones, Mallard.

9 comments:

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Tinsley hates Math, Science, Statistics, and counting, yet he expects us to believe this bullshit?

DiR said...

Oh jesus.
I actually AGREE with this one. -_-
I feel so unclean. Don't look at me.

Frank Stone said...

I'm guessing the first 16 things Mallard would like to see involve teenage girls. Oh, and signs advertising free booze.

Anonymous said...

If only he had some way of making even a fairly decent point which went beyond the 43,948th repetition of somebody sitting on his duff watching television!

Kaitlyn said...

See it's funny because our society values sports so much that we're willing to overlook things below the pro level!

It's funny cuz our killer '08 season was vacated because Derek Rose didn't take the SATs making him retroactively ineligible! Not that it affected him, he's in the NBA.

Of course, we overlook worse things than grades, like rape.

Also, I took and passed my college math classes with As for my gen ed. Now? Well, it's not part of my major, so let me pull out my calculator...

Kip W said...

(Dragged over from yesterday's.)

Too bad we don't have those figures on how many days we've looked at the Duck's crotch, so I'd know what value of X to put into "Things We Don't Want to Look At Any More #X."

I've had it with all these MF ducks on this MF chair!

rewinn said...

Copy-And-Paste Standard Remark #1: "Again, we see what a sad, joyless thing it is to be Mallard Fillmore."

Rootbeer said...

Bruce Tinsley lives by the Lazy Cartoonist's motto: "Don't Show, Tell".

If I'm right that the intent of this comic was to point out that academic standards in our country's collegiate athletics programs are inadequate or absent, then I actually agree; and yet I hate this comic because it's so inartfully executed.

Madpuppy said...

Mallard's Things I'd Like to See #18: "We;ll return to our coverage of the Republican Presidential debates after they take this science quiz to determine who's eligible to participate."