Duck and Cover

Sunday, August 15, 2010

That damned Charter School

What's Mallard raving about today?

Public Education

Only a half-wit like Mallard would make the claim that all Charter schools do a better job than all Public Schools.

Don't get me wrong, I am a believer in Charter Schools. But, because I have actually sent a child to two of them, I know that some are better and some aren't.

But, see, I accept that nuance is possible whereas Mallard reduces everything to black and white.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

That damned system

What's Mallard raving about today?

China, Obesity, Education.

Mallard Fillmore is a traitor who thinks Communist China is superior to the United States and would be foolish to emulate us.

Friday, August 13, 2010

That damned Popularity

What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?

Soccer, President Obama.

This just in, Mallard Fillmore is dumber than dirt and has delusions of grandeur.

All of which is no more newsworthy than anything you may read in Mallard Fillmore today.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

That damned Logo

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama.

Reflexively & unthinkingly opposing everything the President says and does != No accomplishments.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

That damned Justice

What's Mallard raving about today?

Eric Holder, Racism, The Justice Department.

Bull. Racism is dead. I know because Mallard Fillmore said so.

Seriously though, Mallard Fillmore is walking around with the belief that Blacks in America are unfairly advantaged and the legal system favors them.

Stop laughing. I'm serious.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

That damned Racism

What's Mallard raving about today?

Racism, President Obama.

Teabagger Mallard is suddenly deeply troubled by racism...white racism.

Not that Teabaggers are out of the mainstream or anything, it's just that they are:

More than twice as likely as the general public (25% vs 11%) to believe that “the policies of the Obama administration favor blacks over whites.”
Half as likely as the general public (16% to 31%) to believe that “white people have a better chance of getting ahead in today’s society.”
Almost twice as likely as the general public (52% to 28%) to believe that “too much has been made of the problems facing black people” in recent years.

Decades of American oligarchs systematically destroying the Middle Class. The Tea Party, a supposedly "grass roots" organization supports the oligarchs and, instead, blames Black People.

Useful Idiots doesn't even begin to do them justice.

Monday, August 09, 2010

That damned Department

What's Mallard raving about today?

DC Landmarks, Justice Department.

When President Bush turned the Justice Department into an enforcement wing of the Republic National Committee, nary a peep.

But now, now, the Justice Department is a Mickey Mouse outfit?

Sunday, August 08, 2010

That damned custom

What's Mallard raving about today?

Immigration.

The immigrants coming to America, to work sub-minimum wage jobs, are predators.

The people employing them...helpless victims of these wily predators.