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Thursday, August 05, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!


Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

Obama thinks he's God, apparently. The evidence of this is that Tinsley asserts it.

Tog said...

Apparently, Batshit thinks God Himself voted for Obama. (Whoops, GeoX beat me to it!)

Hey guys, I think Batshit's finally had some coffee and realizes the only hope he and his masters have now is dissent among the "Obama hasn't overcome the Party of NO and fixed everything by sheer force of will within the first 365 days! FAIL!" crowd* on our side.

*Don't get 'em in a knot. Criticism is fine--it just has to be tempered with a little reality.

As usual, he's projecting stuff we're familiar with from the Cheney Maladministration onto Obama's. ...Why? Because he doesn't have anything else.

HT said...


That's all I can say. What.

This comic gives me headache, knowing people pay for this crap. I've seen webcomics with ten times the skill of this fuckface.

Also, I agree with the comic. Obama isn't as moderate as I hoped. He is a Republican whipping boy day in and day out.

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

TEN times better? Pft. Try a theoretically infinite number of times better.

And yet, Tinsley's the one who can use his "art" to pay the bills. Meditate on THAT one.

deepbeep said...

Since when is Obama not a moderate? Ohhh, right, since he got those powers of a deity.

Ducky is Right said...

Uhhhh, Obama's black. Just saying, you might want to make mention of that, Mr. Research Man.

Obama might be the most moderate president in 30 years. I know Fox tells you that's a Far Left Loony Left Idealist Hippie Commie, but he's spent more time bending over for Republicans then your average Teabagger.

Also, going back to, "let's pretend the last 8 years never existed": do you REALLY want to play Deity Grandeur with us? Dude, seriously? Your guy honestly and openly believed he was sent by God to do God's work on the world. Go fuck yourself, hackjob.

exanonymous said...


What is this trying to prove, that Obama is an extreme far leftist who betrayed the moderates? Or that he's abandoned his voters?

Because the ones feeling abandoned feel so because he's too moderate. And the ones who feel he's a far left extremist are themselves far right, so anything remotely moderate looks far left.

The policies he's enacted and the stances he's taken hardly qualify as anything but moderate.

dlauthor said...

Ooh, looks like someone opened his Bible to pages that aren't stuck together with dried Wild Turkey and puke, and used it to get the olde-timey Godsprach right. How many hours of "research" did that take?

Meanwhile, the colorist's campaign to give Tinshley a nervous breakdown continue apace. He's rocking in the corner now, weeping "what does it TAKE to get them to make Obama a darkie? What?"

Rootbeer said...




wavydavy said...

To follow up on Ducky is Right:

-- Bush says God wants to him erase the Mideast before the "new age" begins
-- Bush says God told him to run the country
-- Bush says God told him to invade Iraq

As the old saying goes, talking to God is praying, but God talking to you is insanity. (I'm not going to get into the overall insanity of Invisible Sky Persons here.)

WV: haters. Really -- God must be reading Mallard Fillmore.

Kip W said...

If you pull God's finger, He craps on your head.

Anonymous said...

why is everyone interpreting that the hand in the clouds is Obama? Tinsley is trying to mumble that God is a conservative... who dresses like the head of the local yacht club, apparently.
What higher form of existence could there be than a supreme being who acts like a rich arrogant white man from Middle America?
The only puzzle here is why would Tinsley draw this? Maybe Pat Robertson spoke to him in a dream...

Frank Stone said...

Is this a rerun? It feels like a rerun. I mean, moreso than usual.

Rootbeer said...

"why is everyone interpreting that the hand in the clouds is Obama?"

I think people are interpreting G-d's cuff link to be a version of the Obama campaign logo, although in my mind it's possible that the artist intended to draw a regular cuff link, and the logo resemblance is entirely coincidental.

CW in LA said...

Naw, that's definitely an Obama logo cuff-link. Is the Tinsh saying God supports our president even when he does not? Or is it a riff on the government-thinks-it's-God talking point that's been trotted out of late. This is an even bigger pile of WTF? than the Tinsh usually trots out.

One think I can say with certainty: It's not funny.

rewinn said...

Harder etc - thanks for the link to --- another one for my daily reading list!