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Saturday, August 07, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!


Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...


Another in a long line of mind-bogglingly small-minded, petty MFs.

Tog said...

@GeoX: Is there any other sort of MF?

"Look at me! You LOOK at me! I am trying to explain it to you! But you're too stupid to see! WHY are you so stupid!? Come back here!!"

exanonymous said...

Count on Mallard to scream at some transparency. Guess it took the fun out of gesticulating at empty air and claiming the stimulus money didn't go anywhere.

They put the signs up so he couldn't do that. And he and the rest of the GOP predictably had a hissy fit anyways, but at least the rest of literate semi-intelligent America can look at them and see what their tax money is doing.

Ducky is right said...

No words for the fail of this strip.

dlauthor said...

It's true, you know. Obama should have spent the money from those signs on dropping a bomb on some brown people's wedding instead. Or maybe a photo op on an aircraft carrier. Or given it to Tinshley to fund his liquor purchases and bail for September.

Or, hey! How about tax cuts for people Tinshley misguidedly thinks he'll be as rich as someday, once all those papers realize their mistake and un-cancel his strip?

WV: "lousness."


Frank Stone said...

Poor Brucie. Evidently, he was so exhausted from looking up visual reference on those signs that he forgot how to use upper and lower case lettering.

WV: retterib: Brucie's drunken impression of a japanese man saying "Let 'er rip", which he finds terribly amusing before passing out on his barstool.

Kip W said...

Those BASTARDS! They're taking money from us and using it to pay WORKERS! Damn them! Damn them all to HELL!

rewinn said...

Tinshley's just p.o.'d that the signs were Made In USA. His heros like Mitt Romney and Carly Fiorina would've outsourced them to China.

deepbeep said...

Isn't there something more important you could be complaining about? I don't remember seeing "road signs" the last time I looked at one of those federal budget pie charts.

Kaitlyn said...

My head hurts.

We're paying for the program so people can work.

And people are being paid to implement the program, which means more jobs.

But it's really all about road signs. Who the hell is opposed to road signs?!

My head hurts.

Also, I get the feeling he would have repeated himself forever. Because the first "you're paying for this" made some sense, but the second...

Does he assume that his audience is rich? or that they think they are, so eff helping people, I want to keep my money!

Rootbeer said...

Each sign that they fabricate must cost what, a few hundo? Maybe a couple thou after installation and maintenance are considered.

The scary part about this is that to have seen these signs, Bruce Tinsley had to have been on the highway. Lord help us if he didn't have somebody else driving.