What's Mallard raving about today?
Ahhhh! Over there! It's a former Hippie! Ahhhh!
Honestly, this pathological obsession is unhealthy, not to mention that it ignores 40 years of intervening history.
As for bringing Garry Trudeau into this mess, if I were in Mallard's place, I don't think I'd invite the inevitable comparison in a panel in which I'd included the phrase "Incontinental Breakfast."