What's Mallard raving about today?
Video games, kids, hooligans.
In my attempt to ignore today's cutting edge humor (oh boy, kids today...are they ever better than grown-ups at the video games!), I unfortunately came face-to-face with the realization that Mallard may have procreated.
The absurdity of the fact that a duck sired a vaguely ethic child does not in any way ameliorate my feelings of nausea.