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Sunday, June 03, 2007

That damned lactose

What's Mallard raving about today?

Political Correctness, Milk, Orange Juice.

Damnit, Mallard! Why ruin a perfectly good rant about political correctness with a third-rate pun?


Mysterio said...

Since today's installment is fairly harmless, anyone have predictions on what's to come in the next week or so?

- A shot at Jimmy Carter for his comments on the Bush administration seems inevitable. Very few right-wingers have passed up the opportunity, and I doubt Tinsley will be an exception.

-Perhaps we'll see a tribute to Jerry Falwell and/or a bit of finger-wagging directed at people who have mocked Falwell before and after his death.

-Of course, we may just be in for another week of reality show "parodies" and straw-man shots at liberals. It could go either way.

Kaitlyn said...

Someone explain this to me, please!

I don't understand it one bit.

It's like some hack sitcom, trying to be 'edgy', but not wanting to piss people off.

All that's missing is a laugh track.

Anonymous said...

Or, as Jerry Seinfeld put it: "I’m lactose intolerant. I have no patience for lactose and I won’t stand for it."

You know those people who just aren't funny, so they start stealing other people's jokes, except they manage to screw them up so they're just not funny anymore?

connection said...

lots of thinly veiled racist 'jokes' lately.

oh he's just talking about penguins and milk! SEE! he's not racist and anyone who thinks racism is bad should be mocked.