What's Mallard raving about today?
Rehab, celebrities.
Mallard rests his premise on the precarious premise that substance abuse is the exclusive domain of celebrity. In Mallard's world, average Americans do not exhibit the same tendencies towards substance abuse and rehab. Admittedly, the average American may not be able to afford Betty Ford for rehab, but the remainder of that premise is flimsy, at best.
As a side note, I admit I learned something new from Mallard: apparently the kids these days are referring to it as "habbing."
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Plus, celebrities evidently talk through their butts. As opposed to, say, bitter alcoholic cartoonists.
The cartoonist with two alcohol-related arrests in the last year continues to mock those who seek treatment for their substance abuse problems.
Does he think no one knows?
If anyone would know the new terminology for rehabbing, it would be Tinshley
What makes you think Brucie's ever been to rehab?
They tried to make him to go rehab, and he said "quack, quack, quack."
Is that Barbra Streisand? What drugs does she abuse?
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