What's Mallard raving about today?
Reality TV, Rosie O'Donnell.
I confess, I know next to nothing about Rosie O'Donnell so each of these panels, which presumably makes reference to something she has said or done, means absolutely nothing to me.
I assume, this being Mallard, he is full of shit, but that's just an assumption and I don't care enough to do research on crackpot right-wing objections to Ms. O'Donnell in order to extend my knowledge beyond the fact that she's a scary opinionated lesbian.
That said, I think that the woman in panel 5 will win this contest, since she is the only one capable of keeping her eyes open while on camera.