What's Mallard raving about today?
Harry Potter, Reality TV, Geography.
Mallard Fillmore interrupts your day to bring you this important news flash!
People will learn something that interests them more rapidly than something that doesn't.
In other news, men are attracted to attractive women.
We now return you to your regularly schedule self-flagellation over the fact that you read Mallard Fillmore each day.
6 comments:
Why does Mallard's boss look like an outline of a pinky?
I hope this doesn't turn into a week long rant against teachers again.
the only reason i know what countries border iraq is because bush keeps going on about how we ither need to attack them, or that they are our allies.
You know what would be hilarious?
Tracking Tinsley down, bring a map, and ask HIM to point out Iran.
In fact, it will change in their late teens when they get a free ticket to Iran, via C-5 transport plane to occupy the smoldering atomic-blasted ruins of the Middle East. Then no one will need a map!
I dare Tinsley to find Puerto Rico on a map. Or Monaco.
Go head. Let's see how well you stack up when the target country ISN'T one you want to bomb.
Yes, yes, PR isn't a country. Work with me, here.
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