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Monday, October 15, 2007

Those damned people

What's Mallard raving about today?

Harry Potter, Reality TV, Geography.

Mallard Fillmore interrupts your day to bring you this important news flash!

People will learn something that interests them more rapidly than something that doesn't.

In other news, men are attracted to attractive women.

We now return you to your regularly schedule self-flagellation over the fact that you read Mallard Fillmore each day.


Anonymous said...

Why does Mallard's boss look like an outline of a pinky?

EddyPo said...

I hope this doesn't turn into a week long rant against teachers again.

ian said...

the only reason i know what countries border iraq is because bush keeps going on about how we ither need to attack them, or that they are our allies.

exanonymous said...

You know what would be hilarious?

Tracking Tinsley down, bring a map, and ask HIM to point out Iran.

Anonymous said...

In fact, it will change in their late teens when they get a free ticket to Iran, via C-5 transport plane to occupy the smoldering atomic-blasted ruins of the Middle East. Then no one will need a map!

Anonymous said...

I dare Tinsley to find Puerto Rico on a map. Or Monaco.

Go head. Let's see how well you stack up when the target country ISN'T one you want to bomb.

Yes, yes, PR isn't a country. Work with me, here.