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Thursday, July 26, 2012

That damned Story

What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?

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Newspapers all across America just published a strip about Mallard Fillmore's porn-surfing habits.

7 comments:

ianmorris said...

http://duckcover.blogspot.com/2012/07/those-damned-wasps.html

guess what, Mitt Romney just braged about Anglo-Saxon heritage.

Steve-O said...

So THIS is how Tinsley does "research". I knew it!

dlauthor said...

Oh, come on, now. You actually expect us to believe that more than a handful of Washington Times-style fishrags still run Mallard Fillmore? "Newspapers across the country," indeed.

(And Tinshley didn't even sober up enough on July 5 to realize how badly he fucked up three weeks previous.)

DiR said...

This is disgusting! How do they get away with putting this online?! And for $20 a month! What, am I made of money?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

dlauthor, he relies on his audience's attention span. He's not used to being read by the non-goldfish demographic.

Frank Stone said...

Thank you, Mallard, for admitting publicly that you're an unthinking, reflex-driven sheep.

rewinn said...

Meanwhile, Doonesbury is publishing a great little series on voter suppression, using both better writing and better art to discuss a "hot-button issue"