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Friday, July 20, 2012

Those Damned Americans

What's Mallard raving about today?

Affordable Care Act, President Obama

Fact: Approximately 1% of Americans will pay the tax penalty for not purchasing insurance, by their own choice.

Mallard Fillmore: Lying sack of crap

11 comments:

ianmorris said...

Semantics! the word tax vs the word penalty, Matt Bors says it better http://mattbors.com/archives/891.html

Tog said...

"But, but, but, that uppity n****r did it! So it must be the foulest, most evil thing ever (this week)! It's the Death of America!! Just like Medicare!! Wake up, sheeple!!!"

Seriously, FOXNation's Judicial Watch is up in arms because the First Lady (and I'd love to watch anyone at FOXNasty say that with a straight face) took her daughters on a weekend ski trip on the taxpayers' dime! "Never in the history of America! Has such a crime against the people been perpetrated!!!1 Fart! Fart!"

There ya go, Bruce. Draw a duck under that text and you have a week's worth of strips.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Providing health care is punishing somebody.

I feel like I'm sitting next to a giant cuckoo clock that won't stop.

rewinn said...

D@mn that Romneycare!

Rootbeer said...

Don't like it? Stop breathing or stop being an American!

Or, y'know, just do nothing and keep the health insurance you likely already have if your income is high enough that you'd be required to pay the penalty.

Steve-O said...

This is what Conservatives actually believe. Except for the "smart" ones, they're just being willfully ignorant.

Haha! Did I just use smart and conservative in the same paragraph?

Neo Tuxedo said...

"But, but, but, that uppity [friend of the family] did it! So it must be the foulest, most evil thing ever (this week)! It's the Death of America!! Just like Medicare!! Wake up, sheeple!!!"

TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE SLUMBERED... NOW WE RIIIIIIIISE

I feel like I'm sitting next to a giant cuckoo clock that won't stop.

Do you live in a part of the country where the majority of your neighbors eat this [poo poo] and ask for seconds? Like I do, here in Franklin County, PA?

Except for the "smart" ones, they're just catapulting the propaganda.

Fixed that for you, Steve.

Bill the Splut said...

Okay, those are thought balloons, but "Obama"'s talking. Sorry to break the news, Bruce, but not everybody is like you. Almost all of us can think without moving our lips.

DiR said...

Yeah
Except
It's not "Obama's" mandate
It's the Republicana'.

See, that part of the law was brought in from the Republican health care platform. Also, that's the part of the law the health care industry LOVES.

CW in LA said...

No, no, no, y'all are missing the point: The individual mandate is only evil tyrannical soshulism when it's imposed by the federal gubmint. What a state does it, it's FREEDUM!

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Bill the Splut: Tin's method is to recopy the last picture he drew of Obama every time, so if he was talking last time, he's talking this time. That's consistency. Runny, lumpy consistency.