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Saturday, July 28, 2012

That damned Tank Top

What's Mallard raving about today?

Tank Tops

After a day of over-compensating for forgetting July 4 via Patriotic chest-thumping, Mallard is back to dispensing fashion advice, in true lightning-rod fashion.

6 comments:

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

If you call it a "wife beater," then it's okay and you can wear it with pride in front of your trailer or at a Tea Party rally.

dlauthor said...

Another handy tip: if you just wear a tank top, you have no hidden breast pocket for hiding a flask in! I mean, for fashion! Support the troops, everyone!

Steve-O said...

What if a soldier is wearing a tank top? Why does Mallard hate the troops?

Frank Stone said...

Once again, Mallard: You're the last being in the known universe who should be critiquing anyone's fashion choices.

rewinn said...

Well that sure done skewered the liberal media with a hot-button issue!!!

Rootbeer said...

Fashion advice from the dipshit in a green tweed jacket and no pants.

And he draws a duck that wears that same outfit, too.