What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
No seriously?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
That damned Man-Crush
What's Mallard raving about today?
Paul Ryan
For a guy whose spent a fair amount of time concern-trolling over President Obama and Hillary Clinton, this is a bit weird.
But, I guess Mallard can't hide it when he's in love.
Paul Ryan
For a guy whose spent a fair amount of time concern-trolling over President Obama and Hillary Clinton, this is a bit weird.
But, I guess Mallard can't hide it when he's in love.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
That damned Convention
What's Mallard raving about today?
NBC News
Once again, Mallard Fillmore consists of the main character simply going "tsk tsk" and assuming the reader has an idea what is going on in his addled imagination.
NBC News
Once again, Mallard Fillmore consists of the main character simply going "tsk tsk" and assuming the reader has an idea what is going on in his addled imagination.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
That damned Group
What's Mallard raving about today?
Paul Ryan
Mallard's Man-crush on Paul Ryan leads him to believe Mitt can win without Seniors, Women, and Latinos.
Paul Ryan
Mallard's Man-crush on Paul Ryan leads him to believe Mitt can win without Seniors, Women, and Latinos.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
That damned Wisdom
What's Mallard raving about today?
Kids, Teachers
Marvin does a better job of capturing the essence of childhood than Mallard Fillmore, and Marvin does nothing but make poop jokes.
Kids, Teachers
Marvin does a better job of capturing the essence of childhood than Mallard Fillmore, and Marvin does nothing but make poop jokes.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
That damned Conservation
What's Mallard raving about today?
Sharks, Teabaggers
Mallard has a serious persecution complex going on...so much for the Party of Personal responsibility. "It's all someone else's fault for being mean to me!"
Sharks, Teabaggers
Mallard has a serious persecution complex going on...so much for the Party of Personal responsibility. "It's all someone else's fault for being mean to me!"
Friday, August 24, 2012
That damned Song
What's Mallard raving about today?
Hold Music
This highly contentious and celebrated comic strip is complaining about hold music.
Hold Music
This highly contentious and celebrated comic strip is complaining about hold music.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
That damned Bad Stuff
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
By "people" I assume Mallard is referring to himself and the guy who was too polite to walk away while he was ranting. Because everyone else stopped talking about this after less than a couple days.
President Obama
By "people" I assume Mallard is referring to himself and the guy who was too polite to walk away while he was ranting. Because everyone else stopped talking about this after less than a couple days.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
That damned Quote
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Yep, that's pretty much all anyone is talking about today.
President Obama
Yep, that's pretty much all anyone is talking about today.
Monday, August 20, 2012
That damned Point
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
I know this will come as a shock to readers of this blog, but Mallard, it turns out, was completely wrong in predicting that outrage over the Right Wing Lie of the Day would last long enough for him to be relevant by the time it appeared in his strip.
President Obama
I know this will come as a shock to readers of this blog, but Mallard, it turns out, was completely wrong in predicting that outrage over the Right Wing Lie of the Day would last long enough for him to be relevant by the time it appeared in his strip.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
That damned definition
What's Mallard raving about today?
Progressives
Since President Nixon, Conservatives have been braying a non-stop chorus of Media victimhood. So, kind of ironic this sudden concern trolling.
Progressives
Since President Nixon, Conservatives have been braying a non-stop chorus of Media victimhood. So, kind of ironic this sudden concern trolling.
Friday, August 17, 2012
That damned Publicity
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Fox
To start, President Obama has to be aware of your existence, and due to your complete lack of relevance and talent...you are out of luck.
President Obama, Fox
To start, President Obama has to be aware of your existence, and due to your complete lack of relevance and talent...you are out of luck.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
That damned Rate
What's Mallard raving about today?
Entitlements
Don't worry, Mallard.
Conservatives are hard at work insuring that the poor no longer have a right to vote.
Entitlements
Don't worry, Mallard.
Conservatives are hard at work insuring that the poor no longer have a right to vote.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
That damned Start
What's Mallard raving about today?
Entitlements
Interesting. Entitlements before the advent of the Great Society were lower than during the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. That is really meaningful stuff there, Mallard.
Apparently today is "Cherry Pick Statistics to Make a Pre-Determined Point Day."
In 1962 the Top Marginal tax rate was 91% and GDP growth was 8%. In 2009 the Top Marginal tax rate was 35% and GDP growth was -1%. So obviously...
Entitlements
Interesting. Entitlements before the advent of the Great Society were lower than during the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. That is really meaningful stuff there, Mallard.
Apparently today is "Cherry Pick Statistics to Make a Pre-Determined Point Day."
In 1962 the Top Marginal tax rate was 91% and GDP growth was 8%. In 2009 the Top Marginal tax rate was 35% and GDP growth was -1%. So obviously...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
That damned Evidence
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Dear Mallard,
Given that you wrote that letter to yourself, I would think you'd understand the question was not about the shelf-life of sentiment, but the fact that this line of attack has been proven to be an outright lie. Plus, many of the people starring in Romney's ads on the subject have received substantial Government help, thus proving the President's actual point.
Despite the historical evidence, I tend to underestimate the extent of your mendacity.
Best,
DaveyK
President Obama
Dear Mallard,
Given that you wrote that letter to yourself, I would think you'd understand the question was not about the shelf-life of sentiment, but the fact that this line of attack has been proven to be an outright lie. Plus, many of the people starring in Romney's ads on the subject have received substantial Government help, thus proving the President's actual point.
Despite the historical evidence, I tend to underestimate the extent of your mendacity.
Best,
DaveyK
Monday, August 13, 2012
Sunday, August 12, 2012
That damned Stuff
What's Mallard raving about today?
Money
Ladies and their stupid stuff, amirite?
In other news, Mallard Fillmore remains mystified by the fact that women can't stand the GOP.
Money
Ladies and their stupid stuff, amirite?
In other news, Mallard Fillmore remains mystified by the fact that women can't stand the GOP.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Those damned Wars
What's Mallard raving about today?
War on Poverty, War on Drugs
Mallard, assertion based on Fox Talking Points is not the same as facts.
For example: In the decade following the 1964 introduction of the war on poverty, poverty rates in the U.S. dropped to their lowest level since comprehensive records began in 1958: from 17.3% in the year the Economic Opportunity Act was implemented to 11.1% in 1973. They have remained between 11 and 15.2% ever since.
But what I find most interesting is that an actual war which was factually expensive and an abysmal failure (based on the fact that the WMDs for which we entered it were never found) escapes comment.
War on Poverty, War on Drugs
Mallard, assertion based on Fox Talking Points is not the same as facts.
For example: In the decade following the 1964 introduction of the war on poverty, poverty rates in the U.S. dropped to their lowest level since comprehensive records began in 1958: from 17.3% in the year the Economic Opportunity Act was implemented to 11.1% in 1973. They have remained between 11 and 15.2% ever since.
But what I find most interesting is that an actual war which was factually expensive and an abysmal failure (based on the fact that the WMDs for which we entered it were never found) escapes comment.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Those damned Salaries
What's Mallard raving about today?
Education
Care to compare compensation and outcomes with the leaders of the for-profit education system?
Education
Care to compare compensation and outcomes with the leaders of the for-profit education system?
Thursday, August 09, 2012
That damned Expert
What's Mallard raving about today?
Education
Fair enough, so...what's your solution? And what's the basis for believing your solution will work?
Easy to point out things that are sub-optimal, but if you stop there, then all you are is a whiny little ass-hat.
(BTW, Mallard, care to have a conversation about spending per capita versus outcomes about our for-profit healthcare system?)
Education
Fair enough, so...what's your solution? And what's the basis for believing your solution will work?
Easy to point out things that are sub-optimal, but if you stop there, then all you are is a whiny little ass-hat.
(BTW, Mallard, care to have a conversation about spending per capita versus outcomes about our for-profit healthcare system?)
Wednesday, August 08, 2012
That damned Count
What's Mallard raving about today?
Education
Right on! Also, de-fund education and fire as many teachers as possible so millionaires can get a tax break!
Education
Right on! Also, de-fund education and fire as many teachers as possible so millionaires can get a tax break!
Tuesday, August 07, 2012
That damned Drawing
What's Mallard raving about today?
Drawing
I feel much more comfortable now that Mallard has abandoned the half-truth he started with on Monday and is simply going with the complete lie.
To re-phrase this according to what President Obama actually said: We celebrate Jacob's success with that drawing. But he did not personally build the desk, school supplies, or Infrastructure.
Only an idiot would argue that point, which explains why Mallard Fillmore is arguing the point.
Drawing
I feel much more comfortable now that Mallard has abandoned the half-truth he started with on Monday and is simply going with the complete lie.
To re-phrase this according to what President Obama actually said: We celebrate Jacob's success with that drawing. But he did not personally build the desk, school supplies, or Infrastructure.
Only an idiot would argue that point, which explains why Mallard Fillmore is arguing the point.
Monday, August 06, 2012
Those damned Roads
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
I'll give Mallard credit where it's due, for completing the quote, unlike the serial liar running for President as a Republican.
Beyond that, however, whatever point he believes his is making is utterly stupid.
Yes, Mallard, taxes paid for the work the Government did building roads. That's how Government works. Do you have some sort of alternative to that you'd like to suggest?
President Obama
I'll give Mallard credit where it's due, for completing the quote, unlike the serial liar running for President as a Republican.
Beyond that, however, whatever point he believes his is making is utterly stupid.
Yes, Mallard, taxes paid for the work the Government did building roads. That's how Government works. Do you have some sort of alternative to that you'd like to suggest?
Sunday, August 05, 2012
That damned Report
What's Mallard raving about today?
Sodas, Fatty Food
Anyone with a brain or conscience would have pulled this strip, given the fact that it is utterly tone deaf after the shootings in Colorado.
Which explains why Mallard let it run.
Sodas, Fatty Food
Anyone with a brain or conscience would have pulled this strip, given the fact that it is utterly tone deaf after the shootings in Colorado.
Which explains why Mallard let it run.
Saturday, August 04, 2012
Friday, August 03, 2012
Thursday, August 02, 2012
That damned Vacation
What's Mallard raving about today?
After several days without Mallard Fillmore, I start to regain my sense of optimism.
After several days without Mallard Fillmore, I start to regain my sense of optimism.
Wednesday, August 01, 2012
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