What's Mallard raving about today?
Now be fair, it only happened 2 & 1/2 weeks ago. Bruce is too deep into his research cups to respond that quickly. Which means by the end of this week, we'll get to see Mallard screaming about how it could've been prevented by more guns! And gas masks and body armor; don't leave home without them.Or he'll complain about other people's pants some more.
Hooooly shit! Another mass shooting today, with 6 casualties! Hey Bruce, DIAF.
I'm going to guess Brews is so thick he doesn't even realize he's just made an indictment of our national gun culture.
"Our national gun culture doesn't kill people; it just keeps the people who kill people heavily armed so they can kill more people more efficiently!!"
It's the fault of the victims for not wearing body armor, isn't it?But at least they died free!---What is most disgusting about our death cult of guns is the consensus among Wiser Heads that Now Is Not The Time To Talk About It; it is never the time to discuss institutionalized evil, according to its supporters.
I think it's seven casualties now.I feel so free.
FREEDOM TO CARRY A GRENADE LAUNCHER! FUCK YEAH!Freedom to marry who you want...not so much.
For someone who can be legally shot and have it called dinner instead of murder, Mallard's a little smug about making gun-culture jokes. Did I mention that duck's pretty fatty?
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