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Thursday, August 30, 2012

That damned Man-Crush

What's Mallard raving about today?

Paul Ryan

For a guy whose spent a fair amount of time concern-trolling over President Obama and Hillary Clinton, this is a bit weird.

But, I guess Mallard can't hide it when he's in love.


Tog said...

I'm gonna save this one, just in case of the unlikely event that Rmoney gets into the Oval Office...and his skull gets turned into an onion blossom a few months later.

Because you know damn well the Birther Party's yippers and yelpers, Tinsley included, will take Emperor Ryaynrand's testicles out their collective mouth just long enough to use such an event to announce the permanent internment of anyone and everyone with skin darker than his and/or politics to his left.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

"I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as the flag on the fourth of July,
And if you excuse
The expression I use,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!"

Oh, if only Ryan had an "i" in his name somewhere that Tin could dot with a little heart.

dlauthor said...

OK, yeah, that penis-nose was for real, then.

CW in LA said...

In '08 in seemed pretty self-evident that if the ticket popularly known in Teabaggistani circles as McCain/PALIN had won, it would have been a matter of weeks at most before McCain "accidentally" fell down a flight of stairs.

Willard,you'd want to be careful around those staircases.

rewinn said...

Ryan used government money to get through college.

Romney at least sold his own stock to get through college without the inconvenience of having to work.

Why is Mallard Fillmore championing the COMMUNIST???