What's Mallard raving about today?
Which traditional values does he miss, the ones where you could rape a bitch and get away with it, or the ones where it was cool to beat faggots to death?Writing 101, Bruce: be specific!
What in the name is he talking about? If that stupid duck wasn't there, I would swear this comic was from a college newspaper.Also, isn't Mallard, as a Republican, pro-contemporary values?
....Da fuQ?Seriously, is this a whistle that only certain dogs get? "People who are tolerant are the REAL haters!" or something? Gay fag commie muslim nazis are bad? Bruce's furniture is talking to him again?I had just finished cleaning out a litter box when I saw this. How come Bruce gets paid enough to keep him in Natty Ice for this "work", but I don't get paid for just shoveling shit like he does?
He's ready for jerking off. Nothing gets little Mallard all patriotic like a show with the word "hate" repeated over and over.
Also, isn't Mallard, as a Republican, pro-contemporary values?No, see, since Mallard is a Republican, he's absolutely against contemporary values because they're not the "traditional" (read: antiquated, bigoted, and misogynistic) values of yesteryear. And in the finest tradition of the aggressor playing the victim, Mallard/Brucie is portraying those of his ilk as being unfairly maligned simply because they're sticking up for what is Good and True and Right.Cry me a fuggin river, ducky.Also, check it out -- Mallard is going for the "bald" look again! Somehow I get the feeling that he's trying to perfect a mohawk style a la Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver, preparing for that someday when a real rain will come and wash all that scum off the streets. (Not that he would actually try to do it himself, mind you; Mallard's far too lazy for that.)
Obviously it's hateful to point out that woman CAN get pregnant when raped.It's also hateful to point out that "rape by object" consists of the nonconsensual insertion of a foreign object into the vulva, making Paul Ryan's "H.R. 3805: Ultrasound Informed Consent Act" a government mandate for rape.
Good catch, Muffaroo. Note to self: Remember to visit hooker before getting novocained.
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