What's Mallard raving about today?
All together now, "If we liked anything, we wouldn't be Mallard Fillmore readers!"
More thrilling action, I see.
The Duck Crotch of Truth to Power is back!
Whereas Fox Spews would say "Watch the convention...if ya know what's good for ya, capiche?"
Apparently Brucie was in attendance at the convention."Wh-what the hell, man? I was jus' handin' out a li'l free food! Affer all, Republicans'r big tippers, hyuhuhuhuh! And you're actin' like I'm a racist? F***in' n****rs don't appreciate a li'l charity?!? GET A JOB, B****!! HEY! OUTTA MY WAY, ASSHOLES! I'M DRIVIN' HERE!! YOU'RE ALL IN TH'WRONG DAMN LANE!!"
308I don't think NBC is the one disinterested in the Republican Convention.Republican Conventions are a lot like the Bible. The Priest doesn't actually want you to read the bible, he wants to tell you what the Bible says.Officials of the Republican Party and Fox News don't actually want you to watch the Convention, (Real men and ducks watch baseball) they want to tell you what happened.
NBC is a capitalist corporation. It exists to make money.It doesn't think it can make money showing much of the convention.This is not irrational. The cable channels are going gavel-to-gavel already, so the broadcast channels wouldn't get a big share anyway. So in the spirit of the free market, they chose to show something that customers want to watch.Why is Mallard Fillmore demanding the communist approach?
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