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Sunday, September 16, 2012

That damned Accent

What's Mallard raving about today?

Phone Support

I honestly cannot believe Mallard Fillmore gets paid.


Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Mallard thinks globalization is just great, and he worships those who make their money that way. Funny thing, though, he hates every aspect of it that actually hits home. DAMN that Obama and his Bain Capital!

Bill the Splut said...

Splayed duck crotch. Behold the power and the glory that is another Sunday Mallard masterpiece.

Tog said...

I'd recommend Tinsley pack up and move to an all-white country, but I don't think such a thing exists and the whitest ones are so Europeany they don't speak his precious accent-free English, even as a second language (which is just communism anyway).

So just keep drinkin' your white pain away, Bruce.

Frank Stone said...

But outsourcing customer service centers tends to save money, which increases a company's bottom line, which is good for capitalism.

Why do you hate the free market, Mallard?

David in NYC said...

Yeah, and what's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I guess "failed standup comic" really is his life's goal.

rewinn said...

Ever get the feeling "Mallard Fillmore" has been outsourced to the lowest bidder?