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Friday, September 28, 2012

That damned Prius

What's Mallard raving about today?

Toyota, Prius Owners

Shorter Mallard Fillmore: Buying fuel-efficient cars and tolerance are both stupid.


Bill the Splut said...

Does he know how a Prius looks like? Does he know what a car looks like? There are 2 door cars and 4 door cars, but this is the first No Door I've seen. Kinda looks like a Honda Fit, if it was a Fit-shaped lozenge that someone sucked on for a while and then spit out.

Also: ecology is bad, kill other religions good, wink wink

CW in LA said...

"Hurr hurr... Not wanting to kill people whose religion is different from yours is fer PUSSIES. An' so's spending less money on gas!"

dlauthor said...

My God. He put slanty headlights on the car. I'm pretty sure ...

(looks out in driveway)

... nope. My Prius doesn't have slanty headlights. I wonder why an eminent post-racism advocate like Tinshley would ever do such a thing?

Seriously, what an utter shitbag this guy is.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

On days when inspiration doesn't hit (for technical reasons, he can't get his talking points), he uses a spinner to generate the cartoon. Today it came up on "recycle some weary stereotype" rather than the only other option, "show duck watching TV." (It's more of a coin than a spinner, actually.)

Frank Stone said...

Haw haw! Yeh, 'cuz them dumbass hippies, amirite??

Even by Mallard/Brucie's abysmally low standards, this is just plain pathetic.

ajm said...

DAMN Toyota and Prius for discovering a market niche and responding to customer demands through the free enterprise system. Damn them to HELL!

DiR said...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein's minivan?

My favorite part is how the perspective changes mid-drawing.

Bruce: you. suck. at. your job.