What's Mallard raving about today?
Mallard (correctly) assumes his viewers are complete, barely-functional morons.No one's forcing you to watch.
Frank Zappa did this joke, much better, in 1973!Well, it's not really a joke.
In other news, he began yet another strip with "in other news." Learnin' any new words is fer chumps! Git outta my way, Roget!
Any chance Mallard will be critical of Scalito court rulings that unlimited corporate megabucks to pay for endless slime ads are an integral part of the electoral process?In other news, I'm guessing not.
TVs with a goiter on the back are a thing of the past. Nice to know Tinsley's hardware is as accurate as his software.
People who watch Mallard Fillmore's reporting on WFDR News are mentally ill hoarders who wallow in their own filth.(And what does that make us.)
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