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Tuesday, September 04, 2012

That damned Fall

What's Mallard raving about today?

Voting, Celebrity

Mallard appears to be going off the reservation here and starkly stating that encouraging voting is likely to bring about the "fall" of America.

I thought he was supposed to be making the case that the 10 cases of Voter Impersonation since 2000 is what represents the dire threat to our entire civilization and not that allowing everyone to vote threatens just Republicans.

Also, nice timing on the celebrity-bashing, Mallard. How's Clint Eastwood working out for you?


MartyRotten said...

Republicans hate them celebrities and think they should all just stay out of politics and stick ton entertainment.....aside from Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Clint Eastwood, Ted Nugent, Alice Cooper, Kelsey Grammar, Gene Simmons, Shannen Doherty..................

DiR said...

The free-market is all fun and games until it makes something you don't like, huh Bruce?

Don't forget Victoria Jackson, Marty.

Frank Stone said...

Nice use of the straw man there, Brucie. Of course all celebrities are self-involved, brainless airheads like that -- the ones who are encouraging likely Democratic voters, anyway.

So... you think because you spend all day watching TV, you'll be too busy to vote, Mallard? I hope you're right.

Frank Stone said...

Oh, I almost forgot: How do you suppose Mallard feels about this particular celebrity and his wife encouraging people to vote (for Governor R-Money) in order to stave off "a thousand years of darkness"?

DharmaPete said...

Why is he turd black in one frame and puke green in another? Seriously, my 3 year old niece could draw something better than this so-called comic strip!

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Mallard watches TV all day, but he still has time to have opinions to hand out. How does he do it? He gets them all in an email at the start of the day, so he doesn't have to think about it at all. Also, he gets paid for it.

That's all, kids. Just remember not to vote!