What's Mallard raving about today?
Well, you see, Mallard, those books are there because people are interested in what aging rockers have to say -- as opposed to, for example, what aging hack political cartoonists have to say. Why do you hate the free market, Mallard? And why are you in that aisle, anyway? Did you get chased out of the "Young Adult" section again?
Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.
DiR: Lovitz has succumbed to the brain-killer. Hung around Dennis Miller too much, and it rubbed off. That stinks.
Notice how "self-help" is just one big blind spot to Mallard. He doesn't need to help himself. He has wingnut welfare!
Silly Tinshley. We know you haven't been inside a book store since you somehow attended college.
Hey Brewsky ... I fixed that for ya! ...... (not even Photoshop ... just 5 minutes with MSPaint ... of course, Mallard GOPmore is a target-rich environment!)
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