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Monday, November 26, 2012

That damned Chant

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, The Press

Finally, we're into the excuse-making portion of Mallard Fillmore, as he grapples with the result of the 2012 election.


Frank Stone said...

Yet another variation on "The lamestream media's in the tank for Obummer!" Someone remind me to yawn.

Now tell us how he only got re-elected 'cuz he bribed all the darkies with free stuff, Bruce. We know you're dying to.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Okay. In the Mallardverse, the 2012 election finally happened. He has a pile of cartoons he'll try and repurpose (theme: "The Press is not Cooperating with President Romney!") while finishing off the Wild Turkey from Thanksgiving.

Four more years of bitching and moaning.
Four more years of cutting and cloning.
Four more years of selective misquoting.
Four more years of Newsmax footnoting.

MissD said...

This is exciting! I can't wait until Brucie gets to the part about 'presents'. How will he explain that without offending the readers of family newspapers?

DiR said...

Boy, I can't wait for a week of this.

I respond to this in video format:

Randy Winn said...

Fox was predicting a Romney Electoral College landslide, 300 EV's and up, based on "unskewing" the polls and the deep unpopularity of saving GM etc etc.

An intelligent conservative would notice that they were fooled, but most of them (including Brews Tinkley) have decided to blame the reality-based media instead.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

TV MADE YOU VOTE WRONG! YOU SHEEP... commercial's over. Gotta go.

Neo Tuxedo said...

Since DaveyK still doesn't have a post up about Tuesday's strip, I'll mention here that my first reaction to it was something like "Dear brainmeats, who is this 'Jeff Gannon' you speak of, and why is my official Sadly, No! IT'S ALWAYS PROJECTION meter beeping and blinking so frumiously?"

I haven't yet seen Wednesday's strip, which is probably just as well, but if I had to guess, I'd suspect he's still flogging that particular dead horse.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Neo, don't forget the bitterness. From his tone, I'll guess that he feels like he's chewing a burned stick that's still hot. He was so sure he'd be lording it over all us libs by now, and all he's tasting is his own damn medicine.

Neo Tuxedo said...

Kip, I'd quote one of my favorite fantasy authors and say "I find I can bear his suffering with enormous fortitude", but I've read today's strip.

Sweet. Jesus. Flutie.

DaveyK, whenever you get back, please add a tickybox for "Encourage mental patients to devise the optimum sex-death of Bruce Tinsley".

Dr. Strabismus said...

Blame the press this week. Next week it will be how Obama stole the election because of Acorn and that New Black Panther party guy.

CW in LA said...

Wednesday the 28th: Pretty funny, but not in the sense the Tinsh presumably thinks, coming from an outfit that to this day never passes on an opportunity to crap on Jimmy Carter.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

That it exactly, Neo Tuxedo. How can I feel sorry for somebody who was pre-emptively lording it all over me before the stupid debacle his side brought down on their own heads? They're so sad (pouty lip), but they're also a sack of bastards.