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Saturday, November 10, 2012

That damned Relief

What's Mallard raving about today?

Texting

This is one of those occasions when Mallard Fillmore is bland and unoffensive. He still sucks at his job and spends every waking minute complaining about stuff. But, at least he's not showing his webbed foot deeper into his racist mouth.

6 comments:

CW in LA said...

Yeah! Them dumm teenagers and their texting, they're a menace to harmless middle-aged men to are just trying to drive home after a pint of research or fourteen.

Frank Stone said...

Wow, Bruce, you've convinced me: You need to chuck the whole cartooning thing and pursue what is unquestionably your true talent, stand-up comedy. Do it. Put down the pencil, pen, and paper and hit the road. And don't come back until you're a national stand-up comedy star. Seriously -- don't come back until that happens. Do whatever it takes! If you have to spend every night for the rest of your life performing in some dive club or grimy watering hole, do it! This is your DESTINY, man! Time's a'wastin'! GO!!

CW in LA said...

No way, man. I wanna see him Go Galt.

Bill the Splut said...

"After his son crashed through the wall without a car, his father was asked for a comment. 'OH YEEEAAHH!' said Mr Kool Aid Man."

Rootbeer said...


With more adept writing, I might have even laughed at this joke.

The series of partial sentences, superfluous detail, and inessential artwork ruined it for me.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

I take it "Baltimore Boy" is a superhero of some kind, bringing truth and justice to Baltimore. During the day, he's mild-mannered Josh Fruhlinger.