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Sunday, November 18, 2012

That damned Tip

What's Mallard raving about today?

Toilet Paper

Today, Mallard Fillmore gives advice related to wiping your ass. Good luck forgetting that happened.


DiR said...

Wait, I thought he was dating Chantelle? God, what the -fuck-?! A little continuity, it's the not hard.

Anonymous said...

I challenge the Duck to submit a real NEA grant application. Let us know how that turns out.

Randy Winn said...

This is much more than ANYONE wanted to know about the Tinsley bathroom.

Poor Mrs. Tinsley! Lots of marriages surmount political differences ... I suppose it might occasionally inject a little dynamic tension ... but there is never any excuse for exposing embarrassing family bathroom habits.

AndrewJ said...

Hey, Tinsley, what's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

-- I dunno.

(Pointing at him and yelling to everybody else) HE'S the guy!

D Johnston said...

Bruce Tinsley is incapable of disposing of his own refuse.

He does more to cut himself down than any of his detractors. It's amazing.

Oh, and a joke about the NEA, I guess. Cracks about the NEA are just as funny and relevant now as they were when conservatives starting making them 20 years ago.

Frank Stone said...

Someone somewhere is responsible for signing Bruce Tinsley's paychecks.

After reading a strip like this one, it boggles my mind to contemplate the superhuman effort it must require for that person to stop himself from smashing his own writing hand with a hammer.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

The toilet paper is for drawing his strip. You don't think he actually wipes, do you?