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Friday, November 16, 2012

That damned Pick-Up

What's Mallard raving about today?

Technical Support

Mallard, isn't there a War on Christmas you can bemoan?

Or a Kenyan, Muslim, Communist who got elected by a bunch of moochers, in defiance of what the "real America" wanted?

Anything but this, please!

7 comments:

Frank Stone said...

I can do you one better, Mr. Best Buy employee: No one ever had any idea where Bruce Tinsley's cartooning talent was.

Randy Winn said...

Today's "comic" is stupid and cheerless, but not overtly lying or hateful.

Progress!

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Tinsley thought all the Fs that cartooning teachers put on his work stood for "Funny."

And that was the funniest thing that came out of his education.

MissD said...

OK, Brucie, we get it. Geek Squad went to your house to fix your computer and they didn't scream, "Oh my God! You're Bruce Tinsley! Can I have your autograph!"

David in NYC said...

So, if his computer is in the hands of the Geek Squad, how is he reading his e-mail? We have seen no previous indication that Mallard has or knows how to use a smartphone (hell, I'm willing to wager he doesn't even know what that is) -- so does he receive them along with the other voices in his head?

Randy Winn said...

@David in NYC - Mallard must have suffered the ultimate humiliation of a conservative: asking Chantel if he can borrow her computer.

Or maybe going to one of those socialist public libraries to use one of their PCs. They're gonna make him put on pants, though.

Fuck You, Tinsley said...

Geek Squad read one letter of one of Tinsley's comics and decided to hold onto his computer until they could remove the radiation shielding and crank the gamma to the maximum