What's Mallard raving about today?
As with so many other American innovations which are fetishized by the right, Mallard only loves capitalism in theory.
And the punchline today was what?"Images of products at ridiculously low prices" is funny why?
Today's punchline is probably "darn those liberals," but I'm not ambitious enough to connect the dots.
"Mallard Fillmore hates capitalism" makes sense; judging by the sales of his books, capitalism hates Mallard Fillmore.
I agree, I guess? I'm just not sure why there's anything novel about the idea that some people get violent over Black Friday sales.Unless... was this supposed to be a Benghazi metaphor?
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