What's Mallard raving about today?
Sheriff Dupnik, Giffords Assasination.
Sheriff Dupnik said the following: "When you look at unbalanced people, how they respond to the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government. The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous. And unfortunately, Arizona I think has become sort of the capital. We have become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry."
Notice, no where did he say Right Wing or Left Wing. And yet, the Right Wing freak out went into full force, because they self-identified with the quote. How did they know he was talking about them? He could have been talking about President Obama and his Socialist plot to tear down America, right?
The Right Wing freak-out over this quote is proof that these psychopaths understand exactly what they are doing and the risk they are taking with other people's lives. It is also perfect proof that they simply don't care.
Oh, and still not one single word of sympathy for the shooting victims.
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Sunday, January 30, 2011
That damned Question
What's Mallard raving about today?
Himself, The Media, Unemployment.
Hey kids, remember how Mallard was unemployed? Well, he still is apparently, although he spent all week bitching about stuff rather than looking for a job.
But don't worry, it's not his fault. It's because he's conservative. Or because Gays will be allowed to openly serve in the Military. Or something...frankly, his logic is kind of hard to follow.
But suffice it to say you fucking hippies are to blame for something!
Himself, The Media, Unemployment.
Hey kids, remember how Mallard was unemployed? Well, he still is apparently, although he spent all week bitching about stuff rather than looking for a job.
But don't worry, it's not his fault. It's because he's conservative. Or because Gays will be allowed to openly serve in the Military. Or something...frankly, his logic is kind of hard to follow.
But suffice it to say you fucking hippies are to blame for something!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Those damned People
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Unemployed
Mallard, who really can't be said to have done anything to find a new job other than complain really (Will complain for food), thinks the unemployed are lazy bastards.
Showing approximately the same compassion for them as he did for the victims of the assassination attempt in Arizona.
Where most of us have common decency, Mallard simply has a gaping black hole of hate.
The Unemployed
Mallard, who really can't be said to have done anything to find a new job other than complain really (Will complain for food), thinks the unemployed are lazy bastards.
Showing approximately the same compassion for them as he did for the victims of the assassination attempt in Arizona.
Where most of us have common decency, Mallard simply has a gaping black hole of hate.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Those damned Polls
What's Mallard raving about today?
MSNBC
After 4 days of taking cheap shots at Liberals and the Media using ridiculous Straw Men, on Day 5 Mallard chastises the Media for taking cheap shots.
Also, 5 days have gone by without any show of respect for the actual victims.
Stay classy, Mallard!
MSNBC
After 4 days of taking cheap shots at Liberals and the Media using ridiculous Straw Men, on Day 5 Mallard chastises the Media for taking cheap shots.
Also, 5 days have gone by without any show of respect for the actual victims.
Stay classy, Mallard!
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Those damned Storms
What's Mallard raving about today?
Sarah Palin.
Day 4 of Mallard Fillmore defending the real victims of the Arizona shooting. Those people who got shot were just showboating; poor Sarah Palin was asked to consider the effect her words might have.
How will she ever recover?
Sarah Palin.
Day 4 of Mallard Fillmore defending the real victims of the Arizona shooting. Those people who got shot were just showboating; poor Sarah Palin was asked to consider the effect her words might have.
How will she ever recover?
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Those damned Guns
What's Mallard raving about today?
Liberals, Guns.
When there's an incidence of violence against a Conservative, I'll remember that.
Liberals, Guns.
When there's an incidence of violence against a Conservative, I'll remember that.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
That damned Blame
What's Mallard raving about today?
Muslims, Sarah Palin.
Of all the things about the response to this tragedy that makes me crazy, it's the Right Wing Straw Man that they are being "blamed" (the poor little victims).
In point of fact, you lackwit, what rational people are saying is that super-heated eliminationist rhetoric, especially the kind that plays to paranoia about a government that is "coming to get you/your children/your grandparents/your guns," can contribute to crazy people doing crazy things. And while you may not be to blame, why would you want to contribute?
Put another way, I'm sure Mallard and his Right Wing puppet masters would have no compunction about muzzling radical Muslim Clerics preaching about America as the Great Satan, on the grounds that it fosters terrorism.
Muslims, Sarah Palin.
Of all the things about the response to this tragedy that makes me crazy, it's the Right Wing Straw Man that they are being "blamed" (the poor little victims).
In point of fact, you lackwit, what rational people are saying is that super-heated eliminationist rhetoric, especially the kind that plays to paranoia about a government that is "coming to get you/your children/your grandparents/your guns," can contribute to crazy people doing crazy things. And while you may not be to blame, why would you want to contribute?
Put another way, I'm sure Mallard and his Right Wing puppet masters would have no compunction about muzzling radical Muslim Clerics preaching about America as the Great Satan, on the grounds that it fosters terrorism.
Monday, January 24, 2011
That damned Gun
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Liberals.
False equivalence on parade...
While I don't actually agree that quoting The Untouchables constitutes violent eliminationist rhetoric, such as that employed by the Right Wing, let's stipulate to this for the moment.
Mallard, when you can come up with a list like this, both in terms of the clear incitement to violence and in terms of the stature of the speakers (e.g., a random commenter on a blog doesn't count), we can talk about how both sides do it.
Until then: You are the only ones talking about "Second Amendment remedies" so don't try to pretend otherwise.
President Obama, Liberals.
False equivalence on parade...
While I don't actually agree that quoting The Untouchables constitutes violent eliminationist rhetoric, such as that employed by the Right Wing, let's stipulate to this for the moment.
Mallard, when you can come up with a list like this, both in terms of the clear incitement to violence and in terms of the stature of the speakers (e.g., a random commenter on a blog doesn't count), we can talk about how both sides do it.
Until then: You are the only ones talking about "Second Amendment remedies" so don't try to pretend otherwise.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Those damned Rich
What's Mallard raving about today?
Liberals, The Rich.
Conservatives, The Early Years: The Rich imploded our entire society, let's sacrifice everyone but the Rich until things right themselves. Wait, what do you mean I'm not one of the Rich? Well, I still insist this is the right course of action, even though it is not in my best interest.
Liberals, The Rich.
Conservatives, The Early Years: The Rich imploded our entire society, let's sacrifice everyone but the Rich until things right themselves. Wait, what do you mean I'm not one of the Rich? Well, I still insist this is the right course of action, even though it is not in my best interest.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Those damned Youth
What's Mallard raving about today?
Kids, Government employees.
Kids today! And Government employees, amiright?
Wait, what does the fact that I'm unemployable have to do with anything? Look at those kids and those Government employees! The fact that I have no skills is not worth commenting on. Seriously, look at them, not me!
By the way, and apropos of nothing: Keith Olbermann was dropped from MSNBC...that damned Liberal media!
Kids, Government employees.
Kids today! And Government employees, amiright?
Wait, what does the fact that I'm unemployable have to do with anything? Look at those kids and those Government employees! The fact that I have no skills is not worth commenting on. Seriously, look at them, not me!
By the way, and apropos of nothing: Keith Olbermann was dropped from MSNBC...that damned Liberal media!
Friday, January 21, 2011
That damned Suggestion
What's Mallard raving about today?
Katie Couric, Muslims, Baby Boomers.
What happens when you decide to just toss two completely disparate and irrational hatreds into a single panel? You get today's completely mystifying effort.
Katie Couric, amiright? And Muslims, imagine them having a TV sitcom!Oh, and you Baby Boomers with your Bob Dylan and pot smoking! All of you...get off of my lawn!
Katie Couric, Muslims, Baby Boomers.
What happens when you decide to just toss two completely disparate and irrational hatreds into a single panel? You get today's completely mystifying effort.
Katie Couric, amiright? And Muslims, imagine them having a TV sitcom!Oh, and you Baby Boomers with your Bob Dylan and pot smoking! All of you...get off of my lawn!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
That damned Milestone
What's Mallard raving about today?
Baby Boomers.
Well, now you're just making stuff up to be pissed about. I mean, seriously? At some point on this day Mallard thought to himself, "You know what I hate? Baby Boomers."
Sad, very sad. If he wasn't a hateful prick, you'd pit Mallard.
Baby Boomers.
Well, now you're just making stuff up to be pissed about. I mean, seriously? At some point on this day Mallard thought to himself, "You know what I hate? Baby Boomers."
Sad, very sad. If he wasn't a hateful prick, you'd pit Mallard.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
That damned Term
What's Mallard raving about today?
Journalists, Illegal Immigrants.
One the one hand, I ask myself the question: what time of mind it takes to get this upset over absolutely nothing?
On the other hand, the insult "politically correct toadying elitist left wing flacks" indicates that I'm dealing with someone who never got beyond a petty middle school bully's mentality.
So, I guess what I am saying is...got my answer.
Journalists, Illegal Immigrants.
One the one hand, I ask myself the question: what time of mind it takes to get this upset over absolutely nothing?
On the other hand, the insult "politically correct toadying elitist left wing flacks" indicates that I'm dealing with someone who never got beyond a petty middle school bully's mentality.
So, I guess what I am saying is...got my answer.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
That damned Problem
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Media.
Mallard Fillmore favors speech codes which require the use of specific language which matches his particular ideology.
By the way, speech codes suck.
The Media.
Mallard Fillmore favors speech codes which require the use of specific language which matches his particular ideology.
By the way, speech codes suck.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Those damned Resolutions
What's Mallard raving about today?
New Year's Resolutions.
"Set your sights low."
Perhaps the most accurate description of Mallard's career ever in print.
New Year's Resolutions.
"Set your sights low."
Perhaps the most accurate description of Mallard's career ever in print.
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