What's Mallard raving about today?
Himself, The Media, Unemployment.
Hey kids, remember how Mallard was unemployed? Well, he still is apparently, although he spent all week bitching about stuff rather than looking for a job.
But don't worry, it's not his fault. It's because he's conservative. Or because Gays will be allowed to openly serve in the Military. Or something...frankly, his logic is kind of hard to follow.
But suffice it to say you fucking hippies are to blame for something!