What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, The Media.
Wait a second, if President Obama is emulating President Bush, how is that he's also an Islamofacist Socialist Marxist Usurper, born in Kenya, who is hell bent on weakening America by not bringing on a global Financial Armageddon?
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'Cause Tinsley's an idiot who just wants to needle people, any sort of consistency be damned. Being an idiot, he's too stupid to realize that people will not take each strip in isolation but rather will remember what he's previously written, and thus realize what a mendacious asshole he is.
I'd ask Batshit to make up his mind, but he clearly doesn't meet the minimum requirements of such an action.
Oh, come ON, Batshit! You had almost mastered the intricate skill of drawing a television. What happened? Did you fall down a flight of stairs during a drunken rant? Again? Poor little poop tart.
Everybody, get the hell away from there! The walking, talking TV set is unplugged!
Also, there's a sweater on the gravestone, a hook on the car door handle, and the call came from inside the house.
HaHa GeoX, I see what you did there.
I didn't realize talking TV's were a big part of the president's base.
You would think that Tinsley would be a little nicer to TV's. Television and liquor are his only friends.
Yay, more persecution complex right-wing whining.
Notice that he will never explain HOW the media is supposedly far-left. If just is, trust him; FOx News says it's so.
My best wishes to Congresswoman Giffords. Let's hope she and the other wounded pull through.
Office pool on how outraged Bruce'll be in 2-3 weeks over today's domestic terrorism? I go with "He ignores it," just like the time a crazy white guy crashed an airplane into a government building. Outside chance: something about how "If EVERYBODY had had a gun there, they'd all be alive!" (No, everybody would've shot everybody else as randomly as the lunatic did)
I expect our "Mass Media" to solemnly proclaim "This happened in a vacuum; no one on the Right is advocating violence."
Following up on Bill the Splut's comment: Batshit has great love for Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Failin' and Bawlin' Beck--each one a selectively-vocal eliminationist--and when Clinton asked the wrong wing to "tone down" the rhetoric, Batshit and his friends went batshit shrieking about their fresh First Amendment martyr status.
Whatever Batshit says now means even less than usual. The blood's as thick on his hands as on theirs, and now that Christmas is over he isn't even going to pretend to care.
Just like he won't start calling for the exclusive harassment of all angry white males.
Bill the Splut: If all the bystanders had had an airplane that day, the IRS thing never would have happened.
Tush and Bush don't rhyme!
Has he ever seen a poem? He's like GOB and chickens.
Everybody, get the hell away from there! The walking, talking TV set is unplugged!
It's Bucket 'o Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers! Free! For only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine!
WV: surrendo, what we all wish Tinny would do.
"...how outraged Bruce'll be in 2-3 weeks over today's domestic terrorism?"
I'll bet he'll blame it on liberals. Maybe even claim the terrorist is a liberal.
All he has to do is ignore everything the suspect did between 2007 and the moment he pulled the trigger and he can pretend he's a pot-puffing peacenik. And pretend the only victim was the conservative judge.
That is the worst attempt to draw an anthropomorphic flat-screen TV I've ever seen.
Hell, that's one of the worst attempts to draw a simple parallelogram that I've ever seen.
word veri: turmic. Also used in cooking, this powder is an ingredient in the dye used to shade the TV set off-brown, since the colorist couldn't tell what that fucked-up Scrabble-tile-looking thing was supposed to be, either.
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