What's Mallard raving about today?
Kids, Government employees.
Kids today! And Government employees, amiright?
Wait, what does the fact that I'm unemployable have to do with anything? Look at those kids and those Government employees! The fact that I have no skills is not worth commenting on. Seriously, look at them, not me!
By the way, and apropos of nothing: Keith Olbermann was dropped from MSNBC...that damned Liberal media!