Christmas Cards, Speech Codes.
It's OK that the card has no words, Mallard kindly provided so many more words than necessary the card can borrow some.
Mallard, here's my gift to you...an example of how to do the same thing, only better. It does not make it good, mind you. Just better.
This card is blank so there's no wayThat took me 5 minutes. You're a hack.
It violates limits on what you can say.
Since there are no words to see
It's sentiment is completely PC.