What's Mallard raving about today?
Himself, Barack Obama, CNN.
There's so much wrong with this I hardly know where to begin:
Why bring up the Secret Service? It's amazing Mallard manages to include Chekhov's gun when he's only using 50 words.
Mallard's going to be keeping an eye on President Obama. Anyone for a heaping dose of self-aggrandizement?
I'd hoped? What the hell kind circumstances necessitated the odd tense shift?
CNN had leftover holograms?