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Thursday, April 28, 2011

That damned Proof

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teachers, Unions.

Least convincing argument, ever.


Frank Stone said...


Name two.

And drunken hallucinations don't count.

CW in LA said...

I teach at a private school, which means I'm non-union.

Even so, that lazy sack of crap can kiss my hairy butt.

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

Teachers are great, as long as they're completely powerless and can be exploited as desired! Whoo!

Taquelli said...

"There are still some good teachers out there because some of them happen to agree with me. This is the only criteria I have; otherwise they are lazy, incompetent idiots who deserve to be fired from their only means of income."

DiR said...

Mallard Fillmore: Boldly self-congratulating when the choir agrees with him.

Smart teachers are the ones in-favor of weakening their position. Just like the smart coal miners are the one's against anti-smoking policies?

Kip W said...

Pity Tin was partially blacked out when he saw it, or he might have remembered that this syllogism actually comes from the courtroom scene in ANIMAL HOUSE.

Then again, maybe he does remember and he's just being dishonest.

Hey Bruce! Fatheaded, drunk, and intentionally stupid makes for a great living, doesn't it? Should we call you Flounder now?

Anonymous said...

"Making fun"? More like insulting.
To all teachers and union members: just remember at the next election that MF echos the opinions of the Republication and Tea Parties. Otherwise, vote against your own interests (as so many did the last time).

rewinn said...

"Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked"
--- attributed to Oliver Wendell Holmes

Any "teachers" who go to the bother of emailing Brewsky to assure him that they know he's just making a little fun at their expense, and not trying to hurt them, have less common sense than any dog.

I don't doubt such exist.

ajm said...

Because who wouldn't want to be taught by an utter doormat???