What's Mallard raving about today?
Remind me: is this not the very same Bruce Tinsley who gets all pissy-whiny whenever someone mentions Timothy McVeigh?
Meanwhile, David Vitter will make a triumphant return to public life when ... hold on, what? STILL a Senator? IOKIYAR, I guess.
Everytime Tinsley was arrested for an alcohol related crime, 2 to 3 weeks later his comic would always be about Senator Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick. Today's comic, bringing up Anthony Weiner months after his resignation, has the same feel to it. So what's up Tinsley? Your wife catch you taking photos of your big 3 inches? Is there something we should be watching for on the news?
Ask any GOP member: you can only shame someone who is capable of feeling shame. The only thing they actually feel bad about any more is not having enough money.
ANTHONY WEINER IS NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES YOU STUPID SHIT.There, I feel better now.
WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT IS REALLY REALLY FAT!There, I feel Mallard-level relevant now. Oh, wait, he was Republican, wasn't he? Better rethink this...WOODROW WILSON IS REALLY REALLY DEAD!Now where's my paycheck, Rev'rund Moon?!
* Newt Gingirch will get a grant from the National Association of Wife-Cheaters* Mitt Romney will get a grant from the National Association of Tax-Dodgers* Bruce Tinsjley will get a grant from the National Association of duck-crotch drawers!
*Mitt Romney will get a grant from the National Association of Mannequins/hat tip to rewinn
So what's new? Everyone knows that the Duck hates the NEA, NPR, PBS, Sesame Street, Nova, Frontline, Mr. Rodgers, The News Hour, etc. and so on.DW
Post a Comment