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Sunday, January 22, 2012

That damned Rodent Day

What's Mallard raving about today?

Rodents, Holidays.

Someone's over-compensating for missing various patriotic holidays over the years, methinks.


rewinn said...

Is this to make up for Tinshley missing Veterans' Day or Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

On the evidence, he hates both our troops and African-Americans, so perhaps it's a two-fer.

Steve-O said...

What. The. Fuck.

I think he's finally completely lost his mind. I have no fucking idea what this "comic" is supposed to be about. Don't worry Bruce the men in white coats will take care of you soon.

Tog said...

Oh my God, Batshit drew two different expressions on Mallard (in panel after panel of Mallard sitting at a desk)! He sure shut ME up!!

DaveyK, Rewinn and Steve-O covered this very nicely; I would just add that the strip would've been more accurate if Mallard went on a rant about "liberal idiot squirrel haters" while describing himself as a worshipful defender of America's selfless squirrels.

Lots of people forget Veterans' Day, Batshit. We mock you because you pretend to give a damn about them, then publicly demonstrate that you do not. What's that called, again?

Frank Stone said...

I'm sure that this strip makes sense somewhere deep within the dank, fetid, rotting labyrinth of Brucie's mind.

Rootbeer said...

I think I'm too stunned by the use of actual multi-panel narrative in a Sunday strip for it to really sink in that this is, at best, incomprehensible.

One point for effort?

Kip W said...

I was up, spewing, every couple of hours last night. I think that's a sufficient excuse for not looking at more of the same today. Anyway, it's what I'm going with.

Bill the Splut said...

..And on Monday, New Year's resolutions will continue. He's totally not missing the HECK out of New Year's!