What's Mallard raving about today?
Kim Jong Un
I guess Mallard's going to spend all of 2012 making predictions.
It's also probably a safe bet all of 2012 will exhibit the same juvenile sensibility on display today.
Seriously, Mallard. Didn;t you give up schoolboy insults when you left the third grade, like the rest of us?
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Batshit's discovered that just giving up and reusing that Mallardhead over and over again means even LESS work. It may NEVER go away. Why try?
I guess someone (someone else, that is) taunted him over his sick Asian-boy fetish (or just his last Kim Jong Un strip, which seemed a touch "red," if you know what I mean) and now he's trying to compensate. TOO LATE, FREAKY CREEPER.
Kim Jong Un IS pretty funny-looking. Tinsh can't even work with that without reaching.
Bruce, if you're going after people for being funny-looking ... we've seen the mugshots, and they were taken inside a glass house.
Since Bruce is on a Young Leader kick, I think I'll let the sexiest blog in Western civilization show him how it's done.
It's a good thing that there aren't any important domestic political issues to comment on, like who the GOP will choose to lose the presidential race.
I'm all for juvenile humor, but it strikes me that Tinsley's joke is aimed at his own Kim Jong Un caricature.
Bruce does seem to grasp the idea of caricature artistically and is certainly is appropriate for this medium. But I think it's pretty amateurish to make the joke about a physical exaggeration that he himself drew in caricaturing a real person.
I retrodict that Tinsley was given a set of 100 stickers showing Mallard staring fixedly at a crystal ball. Apart from whatever he spoils by getting it stuck to himself rather than the drawing surface, I predict that he'll use each and every one.
"retrodict"
Just awesome.
"retrodict"
I do say that "retrodact" would be more linguistically apropos, hmm?
(sneezes, monocle falls into brandy, yells for butler for refill)
You're assuming Bruce made it past the third grade? That's a little bit of a stretch.
"Retrodact" would be a portmanteau word for retroactively redacting something. Here's your monocle.
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