What's Mallard raving about today?
I think it's safe to say the wheels are completely off at this point.Note to Batshit: "Unemployment rate drops again," "Bin Laden Dead," "Scott Walker Facing Recall," and "Another GOP 'Savior' Runs Off With Tail Between Legs (And Bags of Party Cash)" are not bad news at all. Quite upbeat, really.
And so, on Christmas morning, Tinshley briefly roused from his eggnog-and-rum-hold-the-eggnog haze and said "shit! New year's! I forgot! It's Veterans Day all over again." Crudely scribbling a baby, and unable to find a way to tie it to NCAA bowl game minutiae, he opted for his second love: TV commercials. Then: more rum!
Well, I'm an optimistic "glass one-quarter full" kind of guy, so look at it this way: We pay nothing (directly) to read this strip. It's free of charge. And every day, Tinsley comes just this close to giving us our money's worth.Happy New Year!
Oddly, yesterday both Tinshley and the GOP presidential contenders screwed up a joke about college football.If today the GOP field offers hackneyed, out-of-date commentary ... are they being controlled by Mallard Fillmore?
Wow, another "comic" shat out by Tinsley in which the wittiness rises to the level of the artwork.
Baby, nobody is going to hire a baby actor that has fewer fingers and toes on his right side than his left.
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