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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

That damned Rhetoric

Whats Mallard raving about today?

Republican debates

Republican candidates have some freaky non-human hands, there.


CW in LA said...

Wait, Brews is making New Year's 2012 predictions about 2016? Anything to keep reusing that obne panel over and over and over.

Lemme guess, there's going to be a similar but even more godawful "Mallentines" series from about Feb. 20 to March 15.

dlauthor said...

So setting aside the horrific idea of Newt running again, Tinshley thinks the Republicans will be having a nomination race requiring debates in 2016, huh?

That tends not to happen when there's an incumbent. So either he's saying that he thinks Romney's a one-termer (which, given his Massachusetts tenure, isn't unreasonable: halfway through his Presidency, he'd probably start traveling the world, belitting the USA in order to run for Emperor of Earth down the road), or he's admitting that the Republicans are doomed this year, and Obama's getting a second term.

And we know that neither of these possibilities makes him feel happy, so Schadenfreude for everyone!

rewinn said...

Let me congratulate Brews Tinkley on accepting that the GOP is conceding the White House in 2012.

Oh, there will be an apparent campaign and who knows? with enough billions pouring in from the Saudi Royal family, maybe the House of Bush can pull off an upset.

But the real battle will be Congress and the state houses. Filibustering the appointment of judges who aren't members of the Federalist Society band of felons, and blocking any effort to keep jobs in America will be easier if they can blame the result on the black man in the oval office.

P.S. anyone seem Scott Walker lately?

Tog said...

Did...did Batshit mean to have Newt give the Nazi salute? Ain't never seen nobody do "paper" like that.

He's ridiculously late (even by HIS low standards) to start whining about the GOP's endless debate cycle, but Batshit (fancying himself a master of the dogwhistle) never passes up a chance to squeal like a stuck pig about "political correctness" (in this case, complaints against "divisive rhetoric," formerly "eliminationist rhetoric," which in the neo-con "mind" is as Mom-and-apple-pie as waterboarding and urinating on dead bodies).

Here's a few samples of recent statements by Newt, Grand Advocate of Civilization:

"I don't want to bloody (Obama')s nose, I want to knock him out."

(Newt Gingrich: The Little Tough Guy and His Furious Fists of Pure Lard.)

"I think an intelligent conservative wants ... to get rid of those (government employees) who ... are ideologically so far to the left, or those people who want to frankly dictate to the rest of us."

(Except for Newt Gingrich, of course. And of course liberals should never be allowed to fire conservatives! That would be wrong!)

"...The African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps."

("Because you lazy shiftless Negros are all about the food stamps, amirite? ...What?")

I can see why Tinsley wants that little prick in his mouth 24/7.