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Thursday, December 28, 2006

That damned Nancy Pelosi

What's Mallard raving about today?

Nancy Pelosi, the G.O.P., the Democrats, reaching out, bipartisanship.

I honestly though yesterday's claim that the recent Republican Congress was centrist was totally beyond the pale. But now he's claiming they attempted to reach out and act in a bipartisan manner. Not only that, he seems to be suggesting the Democrats, which had not won a national election since 1996, even know where the jugular might be.

What color is the sky in your world, Mallard?

11 comments:

GeoX said...

Yeah, it's pretty breathtaking, isn't it? I think The Tinz is back on the sauce. But what I want to know is, what's with the black lipstick? She looks like Siouxsie Sioux.

Watchdog said...

Personally I think this is just the rantings of a sad bitter little man (duck). Neo-cons are nothing if not delusional

Slappy Handstrong said...

I thinkMallard's cup is actually full of crack this time! Here's an examples of the GOP's attempt at bipartisanship:

http://rawstory.com/exclusives/alexandrovna/dems_locked_out_real_id_428.htm

Then again- the grumpy lil' bitch DOES live in a cartoon world. Maybe over there up is down, black is white, and a DUI is just another night out.

dlauthor said...

The sky in Tinshley's world is flashing red and blue from the cop car that just pulled him over.

This is my favorite right-wing rhetorical tactic: transferring their sins onto the other side. O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Coulter, Hannity, Rove, and yes, little Brucie -- they do it all the time. After all, you can't spell "cognitive dissonance" without GOP.

If Tinshley had any class at all, he'd end this series of new year's resolutions with one from _himself_, declaring that he'll stop drinking (or at least stop getting behind the wheel while splocko). So of course that won't happen.

mapaghimagsik said...

Does anyone know why papers even print him?

bah. Pallet cleanser. Comet for the soul after reading that crap.

http://www.drunkduck.com/Taking_Stock

jake said...

tinsley...got a little...ellipses happy in this...one, eh? six...sets!

mapaghimagsik said...

Does he think it makes him sound like William Shatner?

Anonymous said...

He obviously drinks as hard when he's writing poetry as when he's driving. This was the worst crap yet. I need a drink now. I am not driving anywhere.

john said...

Yeah, that's basically the worst rhyming I've ever seen.

In the cartoon world there are some -
Who know from where Tinsley's jokes come -
It'd be easy to think -
That they come from the drink -
But I suspect that ol' Bruce is just dumb.

See? I can write horrible limericks, too.

luke said...

yI can't believe anyone could be this stupid. I think Tinsley is secretly an agent provocateur... meaning he is a liberal who has devoted his life to making the GOP look as childish, mean and stupid as it is. When the DUI thing happened, I thought, "Oh, I guess he's just a drunk then" but now I'm thinking that maybe the poor guy HAS to drink in order to live with himself. Just a theory.

TheYellowElephantBrigade said...

What, nothing for the 29th? How am I supposed to read his crap without something to chase it down.

I believe it would be "those damned college administrators"