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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Those damned mushrooms

What's Mallard raving about today?

Cream of Mushroom soup, covert military applications, inedible casseroles and gravies.

Um...I don't think there's anything that specifically links this food to the holidays.

Mallard's description of the history of the soup provides a truly disturbing glimpse into Mallard's imagination...one I'm sure we all wish we'd never been subjected to.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

cream of mushroom soup has tons of sodium.

Anonymous said...

Mallard seems to be building up to a food-free Christmas. A reflection of Tinsley's liquid diet, perhaps?

dlauthor said...

Given that Tinshley was arrested last week, and his lag between writing and publication's around two weeks, the "Holiday Food Sucks" series should culminate next week with something like:

Ham. It's a meat. A &%$#! meat! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO MIX JOHNNIE WALKER WITH GODDAMN MEAT?!? THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT, I'M GOING FOR A DRIVE.

john said...

He must be on sabbatical or something ... how many days in a row can you get away with the exact same joke? None of them have been even remotely funny. Because it really isn't enough to have a humorous idea (bad food), you have to also, you know, phrase the words in a way that's funny, or unexpected. THIS CARTOON IS SO BAD, I JUST DON'T GET IT!

luke said...

What the hell is that white stuff in the first panel? Is Mallard vomiting?