What's Mallard raving about today?
Non-dairy whipped topping, millions of people, cows.
I am so tired of this, so you'll forgive me if I try to write this post in a style that conveys my boredom at having to expend the energy to even mock it.
This is not a food that is specifically associated with the holidays.
The drawing of a cow looks more like a pig.
When you have to put words in bold to indicate they are meant to rhyme with each other, it's time to give up on poetry.
Please, God, make it stop...