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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Those damned cows

What's Mallard raving about today?

Non-dairy whipped topping, millions of people, cows.

I am so tired of this, so you'll forgive me if I try to write this post in a style that conveys my boredom at having to expend the energy to even mock it.

This is not a food that is specifically associated with the holidays.

The drawing of a cow looks more like a pig.

When you have to put words in bold to indicate they are meant to rhyme with each other, it's time to give up on poetry.

Please, God, make it stop...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did that make any sense, or am I still half-asleep?

dlauthor said...

From now on, if anyone actually claims that Tinshley isn't a bad artist, I'm going to chloroform them and when they wake up they'll have that rendition of a "cow" tattooed on their forehead.

I mean, Jesus. The guy lives in Indiana, a pretty damn cow-intensive state. You'd think he'd have seen one, even through the haze of Pabst and sour mash.

luke said...

A pig? It looks like a f**king dog. But as I can't imagine that ANYONE, not even Tinsley, is so retarded as to not know that a cow head is a squarish shape, I'm thinking he just ran of drawing room because of that awful, awful poem.

luke said...

OK, never mind. Tinsley is that retarded. His cow has a dog nose.

john said...

I like the way the cow says "moo," so that you know what it is.

Anonymous said...

There ARE millions of folks, Tinsley, not there IS millions of...ah, forget it. What's the use?

Anonymous said...

Actually, it's pretty good drawing, for a drunk.

Slappy Handstrong said...

I guess when this hack isn't making sensless strawman arguements against liberals, he really has nothing to say.

"I hate non-dairy whipped topping!"

Wow- that's on the edge!! Maybe tomorrow Tinshley can draw a cartoon about how much he hates egg nog without any booze in it. Or how much he loathes sobriety checkpoints. What about the holiday food in jail- does that suck?

Kaitlyn said...

Slappy, he alread did the eggnog one here.

Anonymous said...

While Tinsley can be idiotic, I just don't get the obsession with him.