Those damned Americans

What's Mallard raving about today?

Turkey, most American families, primitive cultural urges, the Academy Awards.

Anyone on the point of spotting the flaw in this panel, which says that American families only cook turkey once per year, at Christmas?

Oh, and when you say primitive cultural urges, do you mean tradition? I admit it sounds much more sinister and liberal when you say primitive cultural urges, but I cook turkey because it's a tradition.

And, finally, for the record my turkey is fabulous (you're not invited over to confirm that).